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« MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE » 

Whatever planetary alignment is going on right now, can it not? My kids are always in retrograde. Between lost socks, crusty squeeze pouches, spontaneous tantrums, and overall cluster-f*ckness, this amazing, hand-drawn illustration on a soft cream tee pretty much sums it all up. 

HERE'S HOW IT FITS:
SLOUCHY TANK:
Runs large. Go with the flow in this go-to tank, designed to perfectly drape over a woman's body, this tank features a slouchy fit and thin straps for an ultra-sleek look.

S: Fits sizes 2-4
M: Fits sizes 6-10
L: Fits sizes 10-14
XL: Fits sizes 14-18

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