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« MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE » UNISEX TEE
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Product page > Variant picker block.« MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE »
Whatever planetary alignment is going on right now, can it not? My kids are always in retrograde. Between lost socks, crusty squeeze pouches, spontaneous tantrums, and overall cluster-f*ckness, this amazing, hand-drawn illustration on a soft cream tee pretty much sums it all up.
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