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SIZING
BODYSUITS
NB: Up to 9 lbs; up to 21 in.
6M: 11-14 lbs; 17-24 in.
12M: 15-20 lbs; 25-27 in.
18M: 21-24 lbs; 27-30 in.
24M: 25-28 lbs; 30-33 in.
KIDS/YOUTH TEES
6M: weight: 12-16lbs.; chest: 9-1/4 in.; length: 23-27 in.
12M: weight: 17-21lbs.; chest: 9-3/4 in.; length: 27-29 in.
18M: weight: 22-26lbs.; chest: 10-1/4 in.; length: 29-31 in.
24M: weight: 27-31lbs.; chest: 10-3/4 in.; length: 31-33 in.
2T: weight: 31-33lbs.; chest: 11-1/2 in.; length: 33-36 in.
3T: weight: 33-36lbs.; chest: 12-1/2 in.; length: 36-39 in.
4T: weight: 36-40lbs.; chest: 18-1/4 in.; length: 39-42 in.
5T: weight: 40-44lbs.; chest: 19-1/2 in.; length: 42-45 in.
Youth S: chest: 25-27 in.; height: 45-54 in.
Youth M: chest: 28-30 in.; height: 55-59 in.
Youth L: chest: 31-33 in.; height: 60-62 in.
RAGLAN TEES
3-6M: weight: 7-15 lbs.; chest: 14 in.; length: 17-24 in.
6-12M: weight: 16-22 lbs.; chest: 16 in.; length: 25-28 in.
12-18M: weight: 23-27 lbs.; chest: 18 in.; length: 29-31 in.
18-24M: weight: 28-30 lbs.; chest: 20 in.; length: 32-34 in.
2 years: weight: 21-34 lbs.; height: 32-36 in.; chest: 21 in.
4 years: weight: 35-41 lbs.; height: 36-40 in.; chest: 22 in.
6 years: weight: 42-45 lbs.; height: 40-43 in.; chest: 23 in.
8 years: weight: 49-52 lbs.; height: 48-50 in.; chest: 26 in.
10 years: weight: 54-62 lbs.; height: 51-54 in.; chest: 27 in.
12 years: 62-75 lbs.; height: 55-59 lbs.; chest: 28 in.
WOMEN’S TEES
S: size: 0-2; chest: 30-32 in.; waist: 25-26 in.
M: size: 4-6; chest: 32-34 in.; waist: 27-28 in.
L: size: 8-10; chest: 36-38 in.; waist: 30-32 in.
XL: size: 12-14; chest: 40-42 in.; waist: 33-35 in.
MEN'S TEES
S: chest: 34-36 in.; waist: 30-32 in.
M: chest: 38-40 in.; waist: 32-33 in.
L: chest: 42-44 in.; waist: 33-34 in.
XL: chest: 46-48 in.; waist: 36-38 in.
2XL: chest: 48-50 in.; waist: 40-42 in.
FRINGE DRESSES
6M: weight: 12-16lbs.; chest: 9 in.; length: 23-27 in.
12M: weight: 17-21lbs.; chest: 9-1/2 in.; length: 27-29 in.
18M: weight: 22-26lbs.; chest: 10 in.; length: 29-31 in.
24M: weight: 27-31lbs.; chest: 10-1/2 in.; length: 31-33 in.
3T: weight: 33-36lbs.; chest: 11 in.; length: 34-38 in.
4T: weight: 36-40lbs.; chest: 11-1/2 in.; length: 39-41 in.
5/6T: weight: 40-44lbs.; chest: 13-1/8 in.; length: 42-44 in.
THE DEAD-END JOB // CROP HOODIE
A labyrinth of beige cubicles awaits thy eternal soul. Get out, get out, while you still can!
9-to-5 and then 6-7-8. Your workday is never-ending, your boss is toxic, your co-workers are cringe-worthy, your customers are Karens, but still you answer the phone with a chipper greeting. Nancye needs to release her internalized rage via a cc’d: “As per my last email;” Phyllis needs to cry about her euthanized cat over coffee. “There must be some kind of way outta here.” Go to the light...quick! Before your soul gets sucked into the vending machine.
Sizing Info:
- 80/20 cotton/polyester with 100% cotton
- Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- Hood with 3/8” flat drawcord


