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"THE DRY SHAMPOO" Unisex Tee

★One of our all-new, amazing designs from our all new 42-card deck, "THE MOM DECK!!" (OCTOBER 2022)
Your work/life is about as balanced as a Jenga tower wobbling on a coffee table and work wants to remove yet another piece.

I can tell you exactly where I was, what I was thinking, and the metamorphoses that took place the very first time I sprayed this magical elixir into my hair. Let’s just say it was an office supply closet, I had day-five, baby spittle-filled, Mostaccioli-spattered, adrenalin-soaked hair grease coating my hair like tar, and I had a meeting in five. Post-spray, I walked out of that closet like a slow-motion Fabio tossing my luxurious locks in the wind machine surrounded by winged-horses and the sultry whispers of...Oh wait, that’s the baby crying. *wake up*

Looks like it’s mom bun time.

If you like this tarot design, check out our all-new "The Mom Deck!!

★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)
THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!!Check out our all-new "The Mom Deck." This hilarious, 42-card spoof deck is bursting with colorful and raw vignettes of pregnancy and motherhood, put together into a convenient, oozing, Motherhood sandwich – with the crusts uncut – and of course, features our patron saint, “MaDamn Skeleton.” Read it and weep – or is that the hormones?

 

Unisex Tee:
XS - 3XL Runs a little bit large. Order down for true to size, or order normally for a longer and more relaxed tee. This tee style is super popular because it drapes, has extra length, but still hugs your curves.

View our size chart HERE.