THE NUMBER 2 // UNISEX TEE (3 colors)

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"THE NUMBER 2" Unisex Tee
★One of our all-new, amazing designs from our all new 42-card deck, "THE MOM DECK!!" (OCTOBER 2022)

It is true what they say, you are the queen: of your own porcelain throne. While your husband has a legitimate docking station, with iPad, magazines, and junk mail, and surfs TikTok long enough to make permanent indentations on his thighs, anytime he takes his number 2, you’ll be right here, breastfeeding the baby, with the dog scratching on the door, your toddler asking to open his applesauce pouch, which squirts all over your pants, and exactly 2.5 seconds to void your bowels.

If you like this tarot design, check out our all-new "The Mom Deck!!

★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)
THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!!Check out our all-new "The Mom Deck." This hilarious, 42-card spoof deck is bursting with colorful and raw vignettes of pregnancy and motherhood, put together into a convenient, oozing, Motherhood sandwich – with the crusts uncut – and of course, features our patron saint, “MaDamn Skeleton.” Read it and weep – or is that the hormones?

 

Unisex Tee:
XS - 3XL Runs a little bit large. Order down for true to size, or order normally for a longer and more relaxed tee. This tee style is super popular because it drapes, has extra length, but still hugs your curves.

View our size chart HERE.