Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Sweatshirt

Mercury Retrograding. Don’t even try it.

Mercury is retrograding… and so is everyone’s common sense.

This bold, glitchy design simply states the chaos we’re all living through. No explanation needed: we all know what time it is.

This sweatshirt is for the spiritually aware (and slightly unhinged) who know Mercury retrograde isn’t just an excuse...it’s a whole vibe. Perfect for blaming tech issues, awkward conversations, and general existential mayhem.

Oversize sweatshirt:
Premium Details:
* Unisex oversized fit with a relaxed, loose silhouette for maximum comfort and effortless style
* Premium 100% cotton fabric with a substantial heavyweight feel
* Fabric Weight: 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²) — thick, cozy, and built to last
* Soft washed finish for a broken-in, vintage look and buttery-soft touch from the first wear
* Dropped shoulders and long sleeves for a modern, laid-back drape
* Classic round neck (O-Neck) design

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