The Tea // Unisex Boxy Cotton Tank
The Tea. IX — Hot. Messy. And extremely revealing. Part of the Tarot Card Collection
Spill it.
This tank is for the ones who don’t just hear the tea, they brew it, serve it, and watch the chaos unfold with a perfectly arched eyebrow. For the mystics who are nosy on a spiritual level and the unapologetic gossip connoisseurs.
Wear it when you’re in your “I saw that coming” era, stirring the pot, or simply observing the drama like the enlightened savage you are.
This design shows a divine hand with zero fucks left, dramatically pouring scalding hot tea from above while the dark liquid spills onto blood-red roses. This card is for the spiritually shady, the professional tea sippers, and those who always know exactly whose name is being dragged.
Oversized Unisex Boxy Cotton Tank
Our unisex oversized boxy tanks are soft, comfortable, and will be your go-to. While our tees are heavyweight, the tanks are slightly thinner (although thicker than most garments) giving them versatility This clean, minimalist sleeveless tank is designed for movement, breathability, and effortless style. Whether you're hitting the gym, heading to the beach, or layering for a casual summer look, it delivers comfort without compromising on fit or quality.
Premium Details
* Slightly boxy relaxed fit
* Premium 100% cotton fabric
* Fabric Weight: 6.8 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) — lightweight and breathable
* Thin, soft feel perfect for warm weather
* Classic lapel collar and sleeveless design for maximum freedom of movement
Size Chart
| M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 18.9 | 48 | 20.1 | 51 | 21.3 | 54 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.6 | 60 |
| Length | 26.0 | 66 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.5 | 75 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 16.1 | 41 | 16.9 | 43 | 17.7 | 45 | 18.5 | 47 | 19.3 | 49 |