MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE // UNISEX TEE

Whatever planetary alignment is going on right now, can it not? My kids are always in retrograde. Between lost socks, crusty squeeze pouches, spontaneous tantrums, and overall cluster-f*ckness, this amazing, hand-drawn illustration on a soft cream tee pretty much sums it all up.

★ABOUT OUR UNISEX TEES★
S-3X. Our tees are unisex fit, so they are cut to work on either gender. They are long and more of a boyfriend fit tee that drapes but still gives you shape. View our size chart HERE.