The Tea // Heavyweight Sunfade Oversized Hoodie
The Tea. IX — Hot. Messy. And extremely revealing. Part of the Tarot Card Collection
Spill it.
This sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t just hear the tea, they brew it, serve it, and watch the chaos unfold with a perfectly arched eyebrow. For the mystics who are nosy on a spiritual level and the unapologetic gossip connoisseurs.
Wear it when you’re in your “I saw that coming” era, stirring the pot, or simply observing the drama like the enlightened savage you are.
This design shows a divine hand with zero fucks left, dramatically pouring scalding hot tea from above while the dark liquid spills onto blood-red roses. This card is for the spiritually shady, the professional tea sippers, and those who always know exactly whose name is being dragged.
Heavyweight Sunfade Oversized Hoodie:
Cozy meets celestial. This heavyweight hoodie is the ultimate wearable sanctuary: soft, substantial, and made for those who move through life wrapped in intention and comfort.
Premium Details:
* Unisex oversized fit with a relaxed, loose silhouette for effortless everyday wear
* Premium 100% cotton fabric with an ultra-substantial heavyweight feel
* Fabric Weight: 11.8 oz/yd² (400 g/m²) — thick, warm, and incredibly durable
* Soft washed finish for a broken-in, vintage look and buttery-soft touch right from the start
* Dropped shoulders, hood with drawcord, and front pocket for added comfort and functionality
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 26.4 | 67 | 27.2 | 69 | 28.0 | 71 | 28.7 | 73 | 29.5 | 75 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 22.4 | 57 | 23.0 | 58.5 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.2 | 61.5 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 24.0 | 61 | 24.4 | 62 | 24.8 | 63 | 25.2 | 64 | 25.6 | 65 |