Mercury Retrograding // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt
$ 52.00
Mercury Retrograding. Don’t even try it.
Mercury is retrograding… and so is everyone’s common sense.
This bold, glitchy design simply states the chaos we’re all living through. No explanation needed: we all know what time it is.
This tee is for the spiritually aware (and slightly unhinged) who know Mercury retrograde isn’t just an excuse...it’s a whole vibe. Perfect for blaming tech issues, awkward conversations, and general existential mayhem.
Premium Details:
- Unisex relaxed fit with a flattering, easy drape
- Premium 100% cotton fabric
- Soft, lightweight feel with a lived-in vintage wash
- Dropped shoulders for that effortlessly cool silhouette
- Distressed, high-impact text that feels raw and rebellious
Spiritual Dime Store: Where we stock curses being broken, timelines being jumped, and instant karma being served hot.
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.8 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22.2 | 9.0 | 22.9 | 9.3 | 23.6 | 9.3 | 23.6 |