Escaping the Simulation // Snow Washed Oversized Cotton T-Shirt
Escaping the Simulation. Skin off. Code broken. Fully awake.
Time to peel off the skin they gave you.
This bold design shows a powerful Selkie dramatically shedding her mermaid form, revealing the truth underneath...while glitchy code and matrix patterns crack open behind her.
This tee is for the ones who see through the illusion. The glitch in the matrix. The Selkies who are done wearing someone else’s skin and ready to return to their wild, untamed, unmasked truth.
Wear it when you’re done playing by the rules of a game you never agreed to.
Premium Details:
- Unisex relaxed fit with a flattering, easy drape
- Premium 100% cotton fabric
- Soft, lightweight feel with a lived-in vintage wash
- Dropped shoulders for that effortless cool silhouette
- Large, detailed print that makes a serious statement
Spiritual Dime Store: Where we stock curses being broken, timelines being jumped, and instant karma being served hot.
Snow wash tee
Premium Details:
* Oversized tee with a relaxed fit for effortless, laid-back drape
* Made from 250 GSM cotton — substantial, soft, and built to last
* Vintage wash with a bold, distressed finish that gives it instant sun-faded, beach-worn character
* Dropped shoulders for modern attitude and ultimate comfort
Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Chest | 22.0 | 56 | 22.8 | 58 | 23.6 | 60 | 24.4 | 62 | 25.2 | 64 | 26.4 | 67 |
| Length | 27.6 | 70 | 28.3 | 72 | 29.1 | 74 | 29.9 | 76 | 30.7 | 78 | 31.1 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 20.9 | 53 | 21.7 | 55 | 22.4 | 57 | 23.2 | 59 | 24.0 | 61 | 24.8 | 63 |
| Sleeve length | 8.2 | 20.8 | 8.5 | 21.5 | 8.7 | 22.2 | 9.0 | 22.9 | 9.3 | 23.6 | 9.3 | 23.6 |