THE DEAD-END JOB // UNISEX TEE (3 colors)
SIZING
BODYSUITS
NB: Up to 9 lbs; up to 21 in.
6M: 11-14 lbs; 17-24 in.
12M: 15-20 lbs; 25-27 in.
18M: 21-24 lbs; 27-30 in.
24M: 25-28 lbs; 30-33 in.
KIDS/YOUTH TEES
6M: weight: 12-16lbs.; chest: 9-1/4 in.; length: 23-27 in.
12M: weight: 17-21lbs.; chest: 9-3/4 in.; length: 27-29 in.
18M: weight: 22-26lbs.; chest: 10-1/4 in.; length: 29-31 in.
24M: weight: 27-31lbs.; chest: 10-3/4 in.; length: 31-33 in.
2T: weight: 31-33lbs.; chest: 11-1/2 in.; length: 33-36 in.
3T: weight: 33-36lbs.; chest: 12-1/2 in.; length: 36-39 in.
4T: weight: 36-40lbs.; chest: 18-1/4 in.; length: 39-42 in.
5T: weight: 40-44lbs.; chest: 19-1/2 in.; length: 42-45 in.
Youth S: chest: 25-27 in.; height: 45-54 in.
Youth M: chest: 28-30 in.; height: 55-59 in.
Youth L: chest: 31-33 in.; height: 60-62 in.
RAGLAN TEES
3-6M: weight: 7-15 lbs.; chest: 14 in.; length: 17-24 in.
6-12M: weight: 16-22 lbs.; chest: 16 in.; length: 25-28 in.
12-18M: weight: 23-27 lbs.; chest: 18 in.; length: 29-31 in.
18-24M: weight: 28-30 lbs.; chest: 20 in.; length: 32-34 in.
2 years: weight: 21-34 lbs.; height: 32-36 in.; chest: 21 in.
4 years: weight: 35-41 lbs.; height: 36-40 in.; chest: 22 in.
6 years: weight: 42-45 lbs.; height: 40-43 in.; chest: 23 in.
8 years: weight: 49-52 lbs.; height: 48-50 in.; chest: 26 in.
10 years: weight: 54-62 lbs.; height: 51-54 in.; chest: 27 in.
12 years: 62-75 lbs.; height: 55-59 lbs.; chest: 28 in.
WOMEN’S TEES
S: size: 0-2; chest: 30-32 in.; waist: 25-26 in.
M: size: 4-6; chest: 32-34 in.; waist: 27-28 in.
L: size: 8-10; chest: 36-38 in.; waist: 30-32 in.
XL: size: 12-14; chest: 40-42 in.; waist: 33-35 in.
MEN'S TEES
S: chest: 34-36 in.; waist: 30-32 in.
M: chest: 38-40 in.; waist: 32-33 in.
L: chest: 42-44 in.; waist: 33-34 in.
XL: chest: 46-48 in.; waist: 36-38 in.
2XL: chest: 48-50 in.; waist: 40-42 in.
FRINGE DRESSES
6M: weight: 12-16lbs.; chest: 9 in.; length: 23-27 in.
12M: weight: 17-21lbs.; chest: 9-1/2 in.; length: 27-29 in.
18M: weight: 22-26lbs.; chest: 10 in.; length: 29-31 in.
24M: weight: 27-31lbs.; chest: 10-1/2 in.; length: 31-33 in.
3T: weight: 33-36lbs.; chest: 11 in.; length: 34-38 in.
4T: weight: 36-40lbs.; chest: 11-1/2 in.; length: 39-41 in.
5/6T: weight: 40-44lbs.; chest: 13-1/8 in.; length: 42-44 in.



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Unisex Tee:
XS - 3XL Runs a little bit large. Order down for true to size, or order normally for a longer and more relaxed tee. This tee style is super popular because it drapes, has extra length, but still hugs your curves.
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