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« MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE » MUG

DRINKWARE COLLECTION « MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS IN RETROGRADE »

Whatever planetary alignment is going on right now, can it not? My kids are always in retrograde. Between lost socks, crusty squeeze pouches, spontaneous tantrums, and overall cluster-f*ckness.

HANDCRAFTED MUGS, CHOOSE FROM:
- 11 oz white ceramic mug
- 15 oz white ceramic mug
- 15 oz white mug with black handle/rim

MUG DETAILS:
- Mug design is printed on both sides, so it looks cool in either hand
- Mugs are dishwasher safe, use top rack
- Microwave safe, for reheating your beverage in perpetuity